My Address, Social Security #, Phone #, Credit Card #, and Fingerprints
Crust-een-ah and Horty Voosquiz
address:
123 Fig Newtons R Grrate
Phone #: 911-911-9119
I LOVE POOPEE

Your Address
The brick house on Exposition Blvd. with a maroonish car in the driveway. The woman who waves guns at me. Please write your address. I'm going to send you pipe bobm

send all your obscene comments to:
hornygeratrics@pantiesnpartys.org(asm)
Website
www.dudewheresthehooker.horty.net

Remember: panties nor boxers are required for a good time. If you're a huuuge wuss and can't stand a liiitlle chafing, I am going to hunt you down and present you with a GIANTTTT wedgIE.