stop touching me there!
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I LOVE MY BODY!
I touch it every day!


Geriatric men keep calling for Horty!!! tell them to stop
  CRUSTY is my wife and husband
Horty told me that she vouleenters at a nursing home. but in real life she is a hooker and she has been laid off by crotchlesspanties inc.(they produced among other things milk and bottled water for school children). anyways she told me that she was dating an older man in his 90s who buys her walmart douches and kmart weave(she is very aware of her african american roots). she is also dating a woman named phylis who is in her 70s but still active (you may have recently seen them appear on the jenny jones show episode 124- "my old woman forces me to mud wrestle daily" featuring lesbians and there geriatric lovers.

What's good for General Motors is good for America.
A fool can ask more questions in an hour than a wise man can answer in seven years. I was not born yesterday: the best is yet to be. Go west, young man. Youth will have it's fling. A cobbler's child is alsways the worst shod. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

where your mom was last night

Here you'll create or edit a bra made of wool and barstool made of bras
I own many products, pictures, fan clubs, links or just more information It's important to change the content of your diapers daily or you will end up like Crusty: jobless and horny.

GIRLS GIRLS GUYS

Tips for life-
never compliment anyone on there dimple they may have been shot in the face with a bb gun

never wave at someone you do not know, they may not have a hand. they think that you are cocky and are like look at this its useful, i think im gonna go pick somthing up.

ant farms do not grow vegtables





compliments of the fabulous sara smith and mitch h. the comidian guy and annoying my cabin mates with screeching laughter.


This is one of my favorite images
This is my good friend Hal. I took this picture on his birthday. I think he likes to be in pictures.


The opera ain't over till the fat lady farts