I feel strongly about the environment. That's why I reuse toilet paper and kleenex. Some may say "that's gross" or "how unsanitary" but I believe in my cause. Toilet paper is more durable than you might think. And how often can you honestly say you use a Kleenex until it is DRIPPING with snot? Also, I have ceased to bathe, because it wastes water. Instead I let the earth's natural cleansers help me, I role in compost heaps and share the water off wet dogs. I think my views are best exemplified through John Lennon's words: "You may say that I'm a dreamer. But I'm not the only one. I hope some day you'll join us. And the world will be as one."
I am getting ready to go see Brittany Spears in concert. I am donning my assless skort and my built in bra bustier. Furthermore, I have accented this tasteful ensemble with hairspray on my chest (to seem glowing) and sparkles in my armpits.