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Crust-een-AH! is a world renowned rap artista!
Her latest album is called "I'm Diggin Yo Buns." You can click 30 times on the picture of Brittany Spears and Snoop Dogg to hear her number one hit single "I Like to Lick Yo Body Baby," and also her next single, working it's way to the top, "When I am Empty, Please Dispose of me Properly." Mad props to the number one ho of the century: Criliva the Queen Bee(tch).
An Interview With Crusty
GiraffeFecesandChastityBelts: Where do you get the inspiration for your music?
Crusty: Uhm, mostly sexual encounters of the third kind.
GF&CB: Can you explain?
Crusty: No.
GF&CB: Okay. Why are you naked?
Crusty: I ain't naked you fool.
GF&CB: Yes you are. I can tell.
Crusty: Shut up. You ain't nuttin but a grade B reporter and I'm a famous rap artist. (Wiggling her rump and shaking her chest)I'm famous, yeah yeah. You know it! Can't touch this! Can't touch THISSSSS!
GF&CB: Thank you for your time.
Crusty: Oh yeah, I'm so famous! I ain't nakid. I'm hot. Goddamn I AM SO FINE!!!
Lyrics To Crusty's Hit Single
One day I saw you
Through a bathroom keyhole
You was naked
And I laughed
I laughed cuz you was so small
I knows it was mean
But I am too fine to care
I'm PHAT
A PHAT rappa gurlll
PHAT meaning sexy
Not ovaweight,
Like yo mama
I'm PHAT
PHAT
PHAT
Take that bitches!
WIN A PRIZE
Crusty is giving away 100000000 signed pairs of crotchless panties that she has signed. You can register to win by calling 1-800-MOM-LOVE, and donating 25 cents to Crusty's charity of choice:
Bitches With Issues.


NOTE TO SELF: Don't lick fingers after touching Crusty