GIRAFFE FECES and CHASTITY BELTS are horribly ignored in our cult! | ||
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A little on the history of chastity belts Crust-een-ah's mom used to manufacture these iron maidens before she died of getting hit by a car. Weirdly enough, Crust-een-ah's mom still talks to her. The doctor's tried to pass it off like schizophrenia but I think we all know better than those quacks. Crust-een-ah has a friend named Chesti-ka. She just won 14th place in the College Station spelling bee. She also won 1st place in the RobertDiNero Look Alike Contest. You will hear more about "Chesti" (as Crust-een-ah likes to call her) upon further exploration of this site. |
I hear your mom's 'loose' I work at Stop 'n' Go. She came in with a Italian singer and a trailer park manager who had just gotten a tatoo that said "I did her" and pointed to your mom. I cried uncontrollably and rung up her purchase of artichoke hearts and pigs' holves. Oops. Aaaand that economy size of you know what-"funny balloons." Put a leash on your dog! |
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I got a few "Enhancements" done Getting Rich Quick From Your Bod! |
i will rule you! my plan for the dismemberment of Chesti. Send an email |