Hey where is my Dinner Bitch?!
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Michael Jackson: a god among men
My favorite music is by those singing cats. damn i love those cats sometimes when im hungry i wish i could eat those cats. In Canada we call telephones talking machines and we call french fries eurotrash.
Horty once asked me to marry her, I said,"get away from me you vile prostitute!",she kept on begging till I spit on her. Eventually everytime she was around me I sang "Beat It", by Michael Jackson and she would leave in tears. I laughed menically. I love me.

Today's Question:
Why is Crust-een-ah! so damn attractive? I mean I just can't get enough of her! Crusty you old tease, won't you please marry me? I love you and worship you (remember the shrine incident? When the police found a bucket of cocaine next to my shrine of you in my car, they snorted all the coke and had visions of you. I believe the coppers made a cult of sorts, called CRAP: Crust-een-ah! Rocks And Parties.) so won't you please be my bitchin' bride? You won't regret it (much), I already have a killer DVD player on layaway. Not to mention bunkbeds.


Hortencia once told me she participated in junk yard lovin'